|Definitely Eternal Fattness
||[Jan. 11th, 2005|05:08 pm]
The Community of Fat
|||||horny. i crave that cake haha||]|
Alright so after school, Rachel, Emily, Sandy, Ian, and I were having a conversation about Nick Jr.
and then rachel says "FACE IS SO FAT! I MEAN HE TAKES UP THE WHHOOLLLLEEEE SCREEN"
hahaha now that is pretty fat, i mean its fat enough seeing a huge face on ur tv going "hahoo! yahoo!" but do they really need to make him swell up to the size of ur tv, i mean come on.
i was just watching paulas home cooking right now, and she made "better than sex cake"
and she took this HUGE piece out of the cake and tasted and this is how it went.
*takes bite, closes eyes, orgasm look*
*looks up at the camera, so shes staring at ur eyes and gives u a "i wanna seduce u right now" look*
*swallows all of it*
"You know what.........
...this might actually be better than sex...
...Sorry Richard, have to get ur self a new love" (richard = husband)
wow i was laughing so hard, def. when she was givning u that "i wanna seduce u right now" look hahhahahaha.